Joke Of The Day:
Cheat in the Republic!
One Englishman,one French man and Arab man joined together and did some very serious crime, in a country. They were caught and taken to court in that Republic. The judge told them that death penality is the punishment for this crime. Judge also added that I feel very sorry to make a judgement like this for you people from foreign countries, but that is the law in our country. But i can give a consideration towards you by permitting you to choose the way to die.
First turn was given to the English man - he said i prefer gilletin.
He was then taken to the machine and they switched on the machine. The machine stopped when it reached halfway through. So he escaped.
The Next turn was French man. He also said gilletin. The machine was repaired and put the french man. But same thing happend while execution. The machine stopped when it reached half way through. This French man also escaped.
At last Arab man's turn came. Judge asked him, "what do you prefer?". He said "shoot on my head".
[Contributed By: Radhakrishnan Nair via E-mail, India]
Word Of The Day:
Firefox:
Firefox is a free, open source, cross-platform graphical web browser developed by the Mozilla Corporation and hundreds of volunteers working together. The other names are originally known as "Phoenix" and briefly as "Mozilla Firebird". Some of FireFox's specialized features include pop-up blockers and advanced privacy settings. FireFox also offers tabbed browsing. One can open more than one website in your browser window and tabs on the screen allow you to easily switch between them.
Quote Of The Day:
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." -- Kurt Vonnegut
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