Joke Of The Day:
Lawyer's Behaviour! It was a nice morning office time. A young lawyer, who started up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor of the day to his office, come via. the door, he immediately picked up the reciever of the phone from his table and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your case for at least a month. I'll be getting back to you later." He then turned to the man who had just walked inside, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?" "Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."
[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Coimbatore, South India]
Word Of The Day:
Treasure: Treasure is nothing but an accumulated wealth in the form of money or jewels etc.; Also Treasure is any metallic object, other than a coin, provided that at least 10 per cent by weight of metal is precious metal (that is, gold or silver) and that it is at least 300 years old when found. If the object is of prehistoric date it will be Treasure provided any part of it is precious metal. Quote Of The Day:
"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer." -- Dean Acheson HOME
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