Joke Of The Day:
Mr. Bean's Field Trip! The class of Mr. Bean one day went from the city to
a field trip to visit a small farm. All the kids were amazed to see all the
different kinds of animals on the farm. So a farmer asked one little girl,
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hen?". "The hen lays eggs."
replied the little girl. "Very good!" said the farmer. Then the farmer asked
another little girl, "What's the difference between a duck and a turkey?"
"Well," replied the little girl. "Turkeys can't swim and turkeys are what we
have on Thanksgiving Day." "Very good!" exclaimed the farmer. Then he asks Mr.
Bean, "Do you know the difference between a bull and a cow?" "Yes, I do" replied
Mr. Bean, who went from the city. "Bulls smile when you milk them."
[Contributed By: Sangeetha Ramesh, Coimbatore, South India]
Word Of The Day:
Broadband: Broadband is a transmission medium capable of supporting a wide
range of frequencies, typically ranges from audio till to video frequencies.
Broadband can carry multiple signals by dividing the total capacity of the
medium into multiple, independent bandwidth channels, where each channel
operates only on a specific range of frequencies, pre-specified. In general,
broadband refers to telecommunication in which a wide band of frequencies is
available to transmit information. One will be able to download TV programmes,
music and software, share photos, watch movies and play online games with
thousands of other people, by the application of Broadband in Internet.
Quote Of The Day:
"Only a person of deep faith can afford the luxury of
skepticism." -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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