Joke Of The Day:
Child Sent To Bed! A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
[Contributed By: Ahajokes.com, Arizona, USA] Word Of The Day:
Prolegomenon: Prolegomenon is the process of a preliminary discussion inserted at the beginning of writing or publishing a book or treatise. Moreover Prolegomenon is especially a formal essay, introducing a work of considerable length or complexity, in terms of simple words and logic. Quote Of The Day:
"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts." - Voltaire HOME
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