Joke Of The Day:
A Microsoft Engineer! Three engineers were riding in a car at an early morning to their office: One is an electrical engineer, other a chemical engineer, and finally a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stopped by the side of the road. All the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer, who do not know much about mechanics, told that, "Let's strip down the electronics of the car and try to trace where a fault might have occurred." The chemical engineer, who is not familiar about electronics, gave an idea that, "Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system." Finally the Microsoft engineer suggested, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it will work."
[Contributed By: Raghav Chandran, Mumbai, India] Word Of The Day:
GPRS: It is the abbreviation of General Packet Radio Services. GPRS is simply defined as a mobile data service which will be available to the users of GSM and IS-136 mobile phones. GPRS data transfer is measured in megabyte of transferred data, while traditional data communication via circuit switching is billed per minute of connection time, irrespective of the user being actually has transferred data or been in an idle state. Application of GPRS include services such as WAP access, SMS and MMS, but also for Internet communication services such as E-mail and web access. Quote Of The Day:
"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." -- Rudyard Kipling
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