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Thirteen! Thirteen!"<br />The guy continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can’t help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.<br />His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside.<br />He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"<br /><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>USB:</p><br />USB is the abbreviation form of Universal Serial Bus, which is a plug-and-play interface between a computer and add-on devices such as keyboards, phones and PDAs. With the application of USB, a new device can be added to a computer without having to connect/add an adapter card or even having to turn the computer off. USB supports a data speed of 12 megabits per second and is now being incorporated in some cell phones which is useful for synchronizing information with a computer or downloading ringtones. <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-17.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-15.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473241522132719?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164730698810930372006-11-28T08:17:00.000-08:002006-12-01T10:35:26.243-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><p align="justify"><p>Mom Would Never Say!</p><p>Things Mom Would Never Say<br /><br />"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"<br /><br />"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"<br /><br />"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"<br /><br />"Let me smell that shirt - Yeah, it's good for another week"<br /><br />"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"<br /><br />"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."<br /><br />"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."<br /><br />"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"<br /><br />"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"<br /></p><p>[Contributed By: Sangeetha Ramesh, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Bar Council:</p>A bar council in a Commonwealth country is a professional body that regulates the profession of barristers together with the Inns of Court. Solicitors are regulated by the Law society. The Bar Council is the professional body for barristers in England and Wales. The council has established the Bar Standards Board to deal with the regulation of barristers, while the Council itself provides representation and services for the Bar. <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify">"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers." -- H. L. Mencken</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-24.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-22.html">PREVIOUS</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473069881093037?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164730624609662582006-11-28T08:16:00.001-08:002006-11-28T08:42:49.020-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Valentine Cards!</p><br />One day a guy walked into a post office and he sees a middle-aged, balding man who is standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The bald-man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.<br />The guy's curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.<br />The bald-man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"<br />"But why?" asks the man.<br />"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies!<br /><p>[Contributed By: Sangeetha Ramesh, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Antivirus:</p><br />Antivirus (or noted as "anti-virus") software is a class of program that searches your hard drive and floppy disks for any known or potential viruses. The market for Antivirus has expanded because of Internet growth and the increasing use of the Internet by businesses concerned about protecting their computer assets. Antivirus software is software that searches a computer for viruses and removes any that are found in the computer. <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Curiosity is the direct incontinence of the spirit." -- Jeremy Taylor</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-23.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-21.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473062460966258?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164730603913933802006-11-28T08:16:00.000-08:002006-11-28T08:44:45.556-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Engineer Vs Lawyer!</p><p><br />Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same place for a meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers just simply said "You'll see."<br />They all board the train, the lawyers taking seats, but the three engineers all crowding into the bathroom. After the train has left, the conductor comes around and takes the lawyers tickets and knocks on the bathroom door by saying, "Ticket Please." An arm stretches out from the bathroom and the conductor takes the proffered ticket. The lawyers were very impressed by this incident.<br />On the return trip, the lawyers proposed themselves to emulate the gearheads and bought only one ticket. To their amazement, the engineers bought no ticket at all. When asked why, the engineers said, "You'll see."<br />All board the train and the lawyers and engineers cram into separate bathrooms to await the conductor. After a few minutes, one of the gearheads emerges from the bathroom, goes over to the lawyers' bathroom, knocks on the door and says: "Ticket please."<br /></p><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Thumbshots:</p><br />Thumbshots are nothing but screenshots of online documents such as web page in small thumbnail sizes. Thumbshots help users to visualize web sites or preview links before clicking. The dimension of a thumbshot image (usually size of a thumbshot is under 120 pixels in width by 90 pixels in height, though often as high as 250 pixels wide) is generally much smaller than the actual online document allowing users to download and view a sample of the document quickly. Thumbshots have begun appearing as part of Web search, in the internet world. <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Advertising is legalized lying." -- H. G. Wells</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-22.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-20.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473060391393380?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164730572856913332006-11-28T08:15:00.001-08:002006-11-28T08:39:51.320-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Guy and Frog!</p><br />A guy used to take a walk and one day while he walked, he saw a frog on the side of the road.<br />As he came closer, the frog started to talk with the guy.<br />'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.'<br />The guy picks up the frog up in his hand and puts it in his pocket.<br />The frog starts shouting, 'Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.'<br />The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back into pocket.<br />The frog is really frustrated now. 'I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.'<br />The guy said, 'Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls.<br />But a talking frog is cool!'<br /><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Syndication:</p><br />Syndication is the process by which a web site is able to share information, such as articles, with other web sites in the internet. 'Web syndication' is a form of syndication in which a section of a website is made available for other sites to use. This could be simply by licensing the content of website so that other people can use it; but in general, web syndication refers to making Web feeds available from a site in order to provide other people with a summary of the website's recently added content (for ex., the latest news or forum posts). <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees." -- Kahlil Gibran</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-21.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-19.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473057285691333?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164730548630758592006-11-28T08:15:00.000-08:002006-11-28T08:38:48.906-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>God and Y2K!</p><br />President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to have<br />dinner with God. While the dinner was going on God tells them: "I needed three important<br />people to send my message out to all the people:<br />Message is "Tomorrow I will destroy the Earth."<br />Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: "I have two<br />really bad news items. God really exists, but on the other hand tomorrow he will destroy the<br />earth."<br />Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: "I have good<br />news and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news is<br />tomorrow he's going to destroy the Earth."<br />Bill Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: "I have two pieces of<br />great news. First, I am one of the three most important people on earth,<br />and second news is, I think I've got the Y2K problem fixed."<br /><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Cloaking:</p><br />Cloaking is also known as "stealth," which involves serving a specific page to each search engine spider and a different one to the human visitors. In most of the cases, frowned upon by search engines. Some firms will recommend Cloaking as a way to improve the ranking in search engines. <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"We can only learn to love by loving." -- Iris Murdoch</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-20.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-18.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473054863075859?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164730521696640962006-11-28T08:14:00.001-08:002006-11-28T08:37:09.333-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Two Great Drunkards!</p><p><br />One day in a street two drunk fellows are driving down the road, after drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. "What are we going to do?" asks the drunk passenger.<br />"Don't worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it to your forehead. Let me do all the talking."<br />They pull over and the cop gets out. "May I see your license and your registration?" he asks. The guy gives him his license. "Have you been drinking?" "No officer. We haven't."<br />"Well, you were weaving back and forth. Are you sure you haven't had anything to drink?' The officer asked.<br />"I swear officer. I haven't had a sip."<br />"Well, why do you have beer labels on your foreheads?"<br />The man answers, "These aren't labels. We are alcoholics, and we're on the patch."<br /></p><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Photoshop:</p><br />Photoshop is a professional image-editing and graphics creation software from Adobe. It provides a large library of effects, filters and layers. Adobe's Photoshop is one of the most powerful image modification programs in the market today. Photoshop is widely used throughout the world, and has shown its handiwork to the public through altered photos of famous people, such as President Bush. It is so dominant that when we notice that an image has been altered, we say it has been "Photoshopped." <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer." -- Paula Poundstone</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-19.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-17.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473052169664096?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164730489586785522006-11-28T08:14:00.000-08:002006-11-28T08:54:45.363-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>3 Little Guys!</p><br />There were 3 guys in a plane, which was about to crash.<br />They came to a conclusion that each had to throw one item out:<br />The 1st guy threw out an Apple.<br />The 2nd one threw out a Bannana.<br />The 3rd one threw out a Bomb.<br />There were 3 guys below them, who were in the land. Among them 2 were crying, 1 was laughing.<br />A guy went up to the 1st one and asked, "Why are you crying?"<br />He answered, "an Apple hit me on the head."<br /><br />He went up to the 2nd one and asked, "Why are you crying?"<br />He answered, "a Bannana hit me on the head, badly."<br /><br />He went up to the 3rd one and asked, "Why are you laughing?"<br />He answered, "I farted and my house blew up!"<br /><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Tamil Nadu, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Snapshot:</p><br />Snapshot is the copy of a table on a remote system. A snapshot used to represent a frozen image of a volume. The source of a snapshot is called an "original." When a snapshot is created for a purpose, it looks exactly like the original at that point in time. As changes are made to the original, the snapshot remains the same as it was and looks exactly like the original at the time the snapshot was created. Snapshotting allows one to keep a volume online while a backup is created. <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"If you wish to be a writer, write." -- Epictetus</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-18.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-16_116473241522132719.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116473048958678552?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164642379650708752006-11-27T07:45:00.000-08:002006-11-28T08:53:46.490-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>English man in the Yard!</p><br />One English man representing an European company visted another company for trading purpose.<br />The manager of the company was Jordanian/Egiyptian. In the middle of a 'new business' dicsussion, the English man asked "could you please show the production facilities". The manager took him to the work shop, where the plant for production is situated and also the surrounded yard.<br />The English man asked again "where is your facility?".<br />Manager replied "these are our facilities sir".<br />So the English man went to a corner of the yard and had a leak out, very urgently.<br />At that time only, manager realised that "Oh we could have use the toilet facility inside."<br /><p>[Contributed By: Radhakrishnan Nair via E-mail, India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Syphilis:</p><br />Syphilis is a kind of sexually transmitted infection (STI) caused by a spirochaete bacterium, Treponema pallidum. Syphilis has many alternate names, which includes "syph", "Cupid's Disease", "the Pox", "lues", and finally the "French disease." This disease is usually transmitted by sexual contact, that can cause serious injury to an unborn baby. <p></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Looking at yourself through the media is like looking at one of those rippled mirrors in an amusement park." -- Edmund S. Muskie</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-16_116473241522132719.html">NEXT</a><br /><br /><small></small><br /><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-14.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><br /><small></small><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116464237965070875?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164642333165758532006-11-27T07:44:00.000-08:002006-11-28T08:11:36.696-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>An Hygenic Soldier!</p><br />There was a ship going towards Atlantic, in a summer season:<br />One comodor of navy happend to vist a ship, for some inspection purpose. He thought of inspecting the hygenic in the ship. Initially he asked about the water supply, so he asked one navy soldier "how is the water supply?", soldier replied "there is a filter in the inlet of the water tank" . officer said "good". <br />soldier repeatedly said "not that alone sir, there is a filter in the outlet also", Officer said "very good ". Soldier added again "not that alone sir, it is connected to an aqua guard". <br />"fanastic" replied officer.<br />"No, again we used to warm the water up to 60 degree celsius", told the Soldier. <br />Listening all these, Officer said "so you are getting very good drinking water!"<br />"No sir, for drinking purpose we serve beer in the ship" soldier replied.<br /><p>[Contributed By: Radhakrishnan Nair via E-mail, India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Intranet:</p><br />An intranet is nothing but a private computer network which uses Internet protocols, network connectivity, and possibly the public telecommunication system to securely share part of an organization's information or operations to/with its employees. Intranet is an internal use, private network used inside an organisation that uses the same kind of software which would also be found on the Internet applications.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration" -- Thomas Alva Edison</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-15.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-13.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116464233316575853?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164642292432527202006-11-27T07:42:00.000-08:002006-11-27T07:44:52.433-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Cheat in the Republic!</p><br />One Englishman,one French man and Arab man joined together and did some very serious crime, in a country. They were caught and taken to court in that Republic. The judge told them that death penality is the punishment for this crime. Judge also added that I feel very sorry to make a judgement like this for you people from foreign countries, but that is the law in our country. But i can give a consideration towards you by permitting you to choose the way to die.<br />First turn was given to the English man - he said i prefer gilletin.<br />He was then taken to the machine and they switched on the machine. The machine stopped when it reached halfway through. So he escaped.<br />The Next turn was French man. He also said gilletin. The machine was repaired and put the french man. But same thing happend while execution. The machine stopped when it reached half way through. This French man also escaped.<br />At last Arab man's turn came. Judge asked him, "what do you prefer?". He said "shoot on my head".<br /><p>[Contributed By: Radhakrishnan Nair via E-mail, India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Firefox:</p><br />Firefox is a free, open source, cross-platform graphical web browser developed by the Mozilla Corporation and hundreds of volunteers working together. The other names are originally known as "Phoenix" and briefly as "Mozilla Firebird". Some of FireFox's specialized features include pop-up blockers and advanced privacy settings. FireFox also offers tabbed browsing. One can open more than one website in your browser window and tabs on the screen allow you to easily switch between them.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br /> "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." -- Kurt Vonnegut</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-14.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-12.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116464229243252720?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164387366812682722006-11-24T08:55:00.000-08:002006-11-27T07:42:44.326-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Sardar and Airlines Enquiry!</p><br />It was a fine morning and our Sardarji was in a very busy schedule of answering press reporters. As soon as a white lady with jeans and t-shirt entered Sardar's room, Sardar rushed towards her fastly and kept both of his hands on her breasts; The white lady shyed and got little angry too. He asked Sardar the first question as "why did you bahave like this?"<br />Sardar gave a frank reply that "You only wrote in your t-shirt the word 'PRESS' and I did it politely; Any more questions, please?". The lady really tensed and at that time Sardar was ringing the airport office and asking a receptionist "how long it will take to reach New Jersy" . The staff who attended the phone "just a minuite sir".(telling aside, please tell your query sir, one of our passenger is in line and I made him wait for a minute). <br />sardar replied "thank you" and hang the phone back. Said to the white lady "I'm on the way to catch the flight, which will go New Jersy with a duration of a minute". The white lady now realised about Sardar and forgot the 'PRESS' incident, gave a warm bye to Sardar, who was rushing to the Airport.<br /><p>[Contributed By: Radhakrishnan Nair via E-mail, India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Video Conferencing:</p><br />Video Conferencing is the process of communication in the real time with two or more people at different locations via video. In other words, a video conference (also known as a video tele-conference) is a set of interactive telecommunication technologies which allow two or more locations/people to interact with each other via two-way video and audio transmissions simultaneously. It is also called visual collaboration and is a type of groupware.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." -- Jean De La Bruyere</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-13.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-11.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116438736681268272?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164387304422315612006-11-24T08:54:00.002-08:002006-11-24T08:55:04.423-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>The Elder most Gentleman!</p><br />An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and due to the goodness he done in his young days, the doctor was able to fit him in a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% clear. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect right now. Your family<br />must be really pleased you can hear again."<br />The great gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times already!"<br /><p>[Contributed By: Sangeetha Ramesh, TamilNadu, India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Set-Top Box:</p><br />A set-top box (simple form STB) is a portable device which is used to connect to a television and some external source of signal, and turns the signal into content and finally displayed on the screen. The signal converted, may be sourced from an ethernet cable, a satellite dish, a coaxial cable, a telephone line (which includes DSL connections), or even an ordinary VHF or UHF antenna.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form." -- Andre Maurois</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-12.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-10.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116438730442231561?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164387263985248822006-11-24T08:54:00.000-08:002006-11-24T08:54:23.996-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Entrance Exam for Heaven!</p><br />A man died and he went heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him<br />at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter laid down the basics of Heaven's exam, "Here's how it works. You<br />need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good<br />things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for<br />each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100<br />points, you get in. Are you ready?"<br />"Yeah," the man said, "I was married to the same woman for 50<br />years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."<br />"It's great and wonderful in this world," said St. Peter, "that gives three points!"<br />"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life without fail and<br />supported its ministry with my service to humanity."<br />"Terrific!" said St. Peter. "That's certainly worth a single point."<br />"One point?!!" "I started a soup kitchen in my home city and worked<br />in a shelter for homeless people."<br />"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he said.<br />"Two points!?!!" Exasperated, the man cries. "At this rate the<br />only way I'll get into heaven is by the grace of God."<br />"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!" <br /><p>[Contributed By: Nirmal Kumar, Amsterdam, The Netherlands]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Liquidation:</p><br />As per the law, Liquidation is the process by which the existence of a company is brought to an end, (business or production closed) and the assets and property of the company are distributed. Liquidation in other words explained as winding-up and/or dissolution, although dissolution technically refers to the last stage of the liquidation process. Liquidation may either be compulsory or voluntary.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Losers spend time explaining why they lost. Losers spend their lives thinking about what they're going to do. They rarely enjoy doing what they're doing." -- Dr. Eric Berneron</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-11.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-9.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116438726398524882?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164387224778541632006-11-24T08:53:00.000-08:002006-11-24T08:53:44.780-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>A Microsoft Engineer!</p><br />Three engineers were riding in a car at an early morning to their office: One is an electrical engineer,<br />other a chemical engineer, and finally a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stopped by the side of the road. All the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong.<br />The electrical engineer, who do not know much about mechanics, told that, "Let's strip down the electronics of the car and try<br />to trace where a fault might have occurred."<br />The chemical engineer, who is not familiar about electronics, gave an idea that, "Maybe the fuel has become emulsified and is causing a blockage somewhere in the system."<br />Finally the Microsoft engineer suggested, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again,<br />and maybe it will work." <br /><p>[Contributed By: Raghav Chandran, Mumbai, India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>GPRS:</p><br />It is the abbreviation of General Packet Radio Services. GPRS is simply defined as a mobile data service which will be available to the users of GSM and IS-136 mobile phones. GPRS data transfer is measured in megabyte of transferred data, while traditional data communication via circuit switching is billed per minute of connection time, irrespective of the user being actually has transferred data or been in an idle state. Application of GPRS include services such as WAP access, SMS and MMS, but also for Internet communication services such as E-mail and web access.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." -- Rudyard Kipling</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-10.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-8.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116438722477854163?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164387166549348842006-11-24T08:52:00.000-08:002006-11-24T08:52:46.553-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>4 Definitions!</p><br />Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?<br />A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.<br /><br />Q. What's a mixed feeling?<br />A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your<br />new car.<br /><br />Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?<br />A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball<br /><br />Q. Why is divorce so expensive?<br />A. Because it's worth it!<br /><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Tamil Nadu, India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Bankruptcy:</p><br />Bankruptcy is one of the way to deal with debts which one cannot pay. Bankruptcy involves an exchange. In other words, Bankruptcy is nothing but a legally declared inability or impairment of ability of an individual or organization to pay their creditors. A declared state of bankruptcy can be requested by creditors in an effort to recoup a portion of what they are owed; However, in the overwhelming majority of cases, the bankruptcy is initiated by the bankrupt individual or organization. There are different kinds of re-organization namely, Chapter 7, 11, etc.,</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"The strongest principle of growth lies in the human choice." -- George Eliot</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-9.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-7.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116438716654934884?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164305179894271452006-11-23T10:05:00.000-08:002006-11-24T08:50:57.300-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>In The War!</p><br />Long long ago, there were war going in between Britain and France. During one of the battle, The French captured an English major. At the end of the war, they took<br />the major to their headquarters; The French general began to question the Major.<br />Initially the French general asked, "Why do you English officers<br />all wear red coats? Don't you know fools, the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"<br /><br />In his poor and bland English way, the Major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that<br />if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't get panic in the battlefield.<br />And that is of course why from that day forward all French<br />Army officers wearing always the brown pants!<br /><p>[Contributed By: Nike K. Japlan, California, USA]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Underwriting:</p><br />Underwritingof determining risk inherent in a particular loan and establishing suitable loan terms and conditions.<br />Underwriting refers to the process that a large financial service provider (for ex: bank, insurer, any type of investment house) uses to assess the process of providing access to their product like providing equity capital, insurance or credit to a customer. The name derives from the Lloyd's of London insurance market in London, United Kingdom.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life." -- Immanuel Kant</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-8.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-6.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116430517989427145?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164304944334241472006-11-23T10:01:00.000-08:002006-11-23T10:02:24.336-08:00<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Joke Of The Day:</SPAN></P><br /><P align=justify><P>Child Sent To Bed!</P>A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five <br />minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of <br />water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] <br />"Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you <br />NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" [Five minutes later] <br />"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a <br />drink of water?" <br /><P>[Contributed By: Ahajokes.com, Arizona, USA]</P><br /><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Word Of The Day:</SPAN> <br /><P align=justify><P>Prolegomenon:</P>Prolegomenon is the process of a preliminary discussion <br />inserted at the beginning of writing or publishing a book or treatise. Moreover <br />Prolegomenon is especially a formal essay, introducing a work of considerable <br />length or complexity, in terms of simple words and logic.</P><br /><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Quote Of The Day: </SPAN><br /><P align=justify>"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and <br />employ speech only to conceal their thoughts." - Voltaire</P><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-7.html">NEXT</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-5.html">PREVIOUS</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116430494433424147?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164304643890557692006-11-23T09:55:00.000-08:002006-11-23T10:00:00.006-08:00<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Joke Of The Day:</SPAN></P><br /><P align=justify><br /><P>Mr. Bean's Field Trip!</P>The class of Mr. Bean one day went from the city to <br />a field trip to visit a small farm. All the kids were amazed to see all the <br />different kinds of animals on the farm. So a farmer asked one little girl, <br />"What's the difference between a rooster and a hen?". "The hen lays eggs." <br />replied the little girl. "Very good!" said the farmer. Then the farmer asked <br />another little girl, "What's the difference between a duck and a turkey?" <br />"Well," replied the little girl. "Turkeys can't swim and turkeys are what we <br />have on Thanksgiving Day." "Very good!" exclaimed the farmer. Then he asks Mr. <br />Bean, "Do you know the difference between a bull and a cow?" "Yes, I do" replied <br />Mr. Bean, who went from the city. "Bulls smile when you milk them." <br /><P>[Contributed By: Sangeetha Ramesh, Coimbatore, South India]</P><br /><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Word Of The Day:</SPAN> <br /><P align=justify><P>Broadband:</P>Broadband is a transmission medium capable of supporting a wide <br />range of frequencies, typically ranges from audio till to video frequencies. <br />Broadband can carry multiple signals by dividing the total capacity of the <br />medium into multiple, independent bandwidth channels, where each channel <br />operates only on a specific range of frequencies, pre-specified. In general, <br />broadband refers to telecommunication in which a wide band of frequencies is <br />available to transmit information. One will be able to download TV programmes, <br />music and software, share photos, watch movies and play online games with <br />thousands of other people, by the application of Broadband in Internet.</P><br /><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Quote Of The Day:</SPAN><br /><P align=justify>"Only a person of deep faith can afford the luxury of <br />skepticism." -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche</P><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-6.html">NEXT</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-4.html">PREVIOUS</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116430464389055769?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164303886594712722006-11-23T09:44:00.000-08:002006-11-23T09:54:23.026-08:00<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Joke Of The Day:</SPAN></P><br /><P align=justify><br /><P>Sardar in Flight!</P>Sardarji boards a plane which is going to London, with a <br />ticket which is applicable for the coach section only. Sardar looked at the <br />seats in coach and then he turned into the forward cabin at the first-class <br />seats. As Sardar saw that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and <br />more comfortable to travel, he moved forward to the last empty one. The <br />attendant of that flight checks his ticket and tells Sardar that his seat is in <br />coach area. Sardar replies, "I'm also interested to travel in this class and <br />I'll be going to sit here all the way to London." Flustered, the flight <br />attendant goes to the cockpit and informed the Captain about the Sardarji issue. <br />The Pilot says that he has a Sardar friend, and that he can take care of the <br />problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the ears of <br />Sardarji. He immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," and rushes back to <br />his seat in the allotted coach section. The co-pilot and flight attendant, who <br />were watching this incident all this time, together ask the Pilot what he had <br />said to Sardar. Pilot replied, "I just told him the first class section isn't <br />going to London." <br /><P>[Contributed By: Sangeetha Ramesh, Coimbatore, South India]</P><br /><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Word Of The Day:</SPAN></P> <br /><P align=justify><br /><P>Search Engine:</P>A search engine (other name is Search Device) is the <br />retrieval system of a document which is designed to help find information stored <br />on a computer system, such as on the Internet (World Wide Web), inside a <br />corporate or proprietary network, or in a personal computer. The search engine <br />allows a person to ask for content, meeting specific criteria (typically those <br />containing a given word or phrase, termed as keyword) and retrieves a list of <br />items that match those criteria. Examples of internet search engines are Google, <br />AltaVista which are helping users find web pages on a given subject. The search <br />engines maintain databases of web sites and use programs (often referred to as <br />"spiders" or "robots") to collect information, which is then indexed by the <br />search engine. Similar services are provided by "directories," (eg: Yahoo!) <br />which maintain ordered lists of websites.</P> <br /><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Quote Of The Day: </SPAN><br /><P align=justify>"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - <br />Seneca</P><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-5.html">NEXT</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-3.html">PREVIOUS</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116430388659471272?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164303100375445972006-11-23T09:30:00.000-08:002006-11-23T10:04:37.633-08:00<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Joke Of The Day:</SPAN></P><br /><P align=justify><br /><P>Lawyer's Behaviour!</P>It was a nice morning office time. A young lawyer, who <br />started up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. <br />When he saw the first visitor of the day to his office, come via. the door, he <br />immediately picked up the reciever of the phone from his table and spoke into <br />it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able <br />to look into your case for at least a month. I'll be getting back to you later." <br />He then turned to the man who had just walked inside, and said, "Now, what can I <br />do for you?" "Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone." <br /><P>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Coimbatore, South India]</P><br /><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Word Of The Day:</SPAN></P> <br /><P align=justify><P>Treasure:</P>Treasure is nothing but an accumulated wealth in the form of <br />money or jewels etc.; Also Treasure is any metallic object, other than a coin, <br />provided that at least 10 per cent by weight of metal is precious metal (that <br />is, gold or silver) and that it is at least 300 years old when found. If the <br />object is of prehistoric date it will be Treasure provided any part of it is <br />precious metal.</P><br /><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 130%; COLOR: #ff0000">Quote Of The Day: </SPAN><br /><P align=justify>"A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to <br />protect the writer." -- Dean Acheson</P><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-4.html">NEXT</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><br /><A href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-2.html">PREVIOUS</A> <br /><BR><SMALL></SMALL><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116430310037544597?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164220211902793322006-11-22T10:23:00.000-08:002006-11-23T07:33:13.883-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>A day of The Stewardess!</p><br />An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.<br />The route they were flying had a layover in another city.<br />Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the<br />best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay<br />overnight. The next morning came and the pilot was preparing the crew for<br />the day's route; At this time he noticed the new stewardess was missing.<br />He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her<br />up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get<br />out of her room.Captain shouted, "You can't get out of your room?" then asked, "Why<br />not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here,"<br />she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one<br />has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"<br /><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Coimbatore, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Favicon:</p><br />Favicon is the small icon displayed in Internet Explorer (IE) next to the URL in the address bar. It is also termed as 'Favorites Icon', which is a small graphic that is associated with a page or any website. The favicon allows the Web developer to customize the site in the Web browser, both in the tab bar that is displayed in many browsers as well as in the bookmarks (favourites of IE) when a site is saved. <br />The name favicon is that because it was first developed in Internet Explorer, which calls bookmarked sites "favorites" and this icon was displayed in the favorites menu. <br />Most of the site favicons are designed as a small rendition of their company/brand logo or other branding mechanism.<br /></p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."<br />-- Sir Winston Churchill</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-3.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">PREVIOUS</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116422021190279332?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37734505.post-1164125996020188822006-11-21T08:19:00.000-08:002006-11-23T07:18:19.506-08:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Joke Of The Day:</span></p><br /><p align="justify"><p>Nancy and her Final Exam!</p><br />Nancy reported for her university final examination<br />which consists of "yes or no" type questions. She takes<br />her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question<br />paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration<br />takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing<br />the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads<br />and "No" for Tails, respectively.<br />Within half an hour Nancy is all done, whereas the rest of<br />the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes,<br />she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and<br />sweating.<br />The examination time duration came to the end, alarm sounded, <br />the invigilator approaches her and asks what<br />is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm<br />rechecking the answers".<br /><p>[Contributed By: Ramesh Gopal, Coimbatore, South India]</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Word Of The Day:</span><br /><p align="justify"><p>Mesothelioma:</p><br />Mesothelioma is a serious and rare form of lung cancer, which is one of the <br />deadliest diseases known to man; <br />Mesothelioma is almost always caused by previous exposure to asbestos <br />by which malignant cells develop in the mesothelium, a protective lining that <br />covers most of the body's internal organs. The causes for mesothelioma is that <br />people worked on jobs where they inhaled asbestos particles, or have been exposed to <br />asbestos dust and fibre in other forms and ways, such as by washing the clothes of a <br />family member who worked with asbestos, or by home renovation using asbestos <br />cement products. However, there is no association between mesothelioma and smoking.</p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Quote Of The Day:<br /></span><p align="justify"><br />"Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so."<br />-- Lord Chesterfield</p><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-1.html">HOME</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><br /><a href="http://lakh-laughs.blogspot.com/2006/11/laugh-2.html">NEXT</a><br /><BR><small></small><BR><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37734505-116412599602018882?l=lakh-laughs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ramesh Gopalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05915171597546800676noreply@blogger.com